Saturday

Sad News today Jim
McKay is dead at 86. I can remember seeing tapes of when the
Israelis were killed in Munich and seeing how steady McKay was up until
the moment he had to announce the sad news that the athletes had died.
Who can forget "They're all gone". Jim McKay was an icon and a legend
and he'll be missed. He was the voice for ABC's Wide World of Sports
and hosted 12 Olympic games as well. Goodbye Jim, you'll be missed.

Hillary finally stepped down and endorsed Obama. Woopee. Who give a shit? The Democratic Party and the Republican party both suck as far as I'm concerned and neither McCain or Obama
are getting my vote. I could give a shit less who wins the presidential
election as it will be four more years of bullshit and backroom deals.
If Bullshit were music, all politicians would be brass bands. Nothing
ever changes and if people think electing a democrat will suddenly make
things better, then they're fooling themselves.

I'm gonna try and go thru the knoxville craigslist site and post some of the funniest ads I find each one.

Ad #2 (yep it was typed in all caps)
I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS MAYBE A NICE BEDROOM SUITE OR QUEEN BED FOR MY GRANDAUGHTER. SHE IS 15 HAS A DEAD BEAT DAD THAT DOESNT
CARE ABOUT HER AND SHES SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR.HER MOM IS DISABLED AND
CANT WORK ,THEY DO THE BEST THEY CAN .I HOPED MAYBE SOME ONE WOULD HAVE
ONE THEY WOULD DONATE.SHE LIVES INMARYVILLE AND I COULD COME PICK IT UP
FOR HER IF NOT TO FAR AWAY.SHE WANTS TO HAVE A RUMMAGE SALE FOR SCHOOL
CLOTHS SO IF YOU ARE CLEANING OUT AND HAVE A LOT OF ITEMS TO DONATE I
WILL PICK THEM UP.

People begging for shit kills me and are some of the best ads on Craigslist. Hope in one hand and shit in the other granny and see which one fills up faster.

Ad#3
wanted two tickets for the Terry Fador show at The Country Tonight Theatre.
Can't afford the going price and in hopes someone wants to sell at discount.
Thanks...
So
you can't afford the tickets and just want someone to give you theirs
at a discount? And who the fuck would ever want to go see something at
"The Country Tonight" theatre?

Ad#4
I
am looking for a motorcycle and I don't have a whole lump sum of money
to pay out forward... Looking for someone to accept payments, I am
willing to sign papers and work out a receipt system...Please let me
know if u can help

"So you want someone to let you make
payments on a motorcycle and you expect them to trust you to do so,
because everyone on the Internet is trustworthy right? Hey dipshit, how bout you go to a motorcycle shop and ask the same thing?

Ad#5
We
are in desperate need of an inexpensive Window unit Air Conditioner.
Our house is ridiculously hot, and fans are not cutting it! We have 5
children, so money is just too tight to purchase a new one. If you have
one that you don't need, please let me know. I will be happy to pay you
for it and pick it up. Thank you in advance for anyone that can help us
out!

Maybe if you'd bought fucking condoms (or begged for them on Craigslist)
you wouldn't have five kids and you wouldn't have money problems, not
to mention the fact that 7 people in a house makes it hotter than 2 or
3 people in a house. Congratulations you two, you've fucked yourself
out of house and home, literally and figuratively. Next time think
about the heat and pull out pops.

Well that is all for now. As always have a good one folks and thanks for reading.