Well it looks as if this is a done deal and the papers will be signed on Monday. Quite a bit is being made on the intertubes about Kiffin being a failure for the Raiders. Well short of Gruden and Madden, who hasn't been a failure with the Raiders? Hell Davis even had problems with Gruden and that's why he bolted to Tampa Bay. Welcome to Tennesseee Mr. Kiffin. Here's a few things to expect and a few things UT fans expect as well. 1. At least be in contention for SEC Championships
2. Avoid embarrasing losses to Florida, Georgia, Bama, and South Carolina.
3. Recruit, Recruit, Recruit
4. Bring the magic of UT Football back to post 1998 levels. Our fanbase just needs to be excited again.
5. Sit down and talk to Mr. Pearl. He can teach you all about showmanship, and getting the congregation on your side.
6. Reggie Bush Jr. would be nice, but it will perhaps be a while before he and miss Kardashian make a little Reggie. (From watching her video online, she obviously knows how to make babies)
7. Matt Leinart Jr would be nice as well (while we're wishing)
8. Play golf as often as you'd like with Jim Haslam, Mike Hamilton, or Bill Cowher
9. Get used to the colors Orange and White and quickly please
10. Get with Oddjob from Goldfinger and have him turn your visor into a weapon. Then sling said weapon at the Ole Ball Coach at South Carolina and decapitate him. Your Visor>Steve's Visor
11. Don't worry about learning the words to Rocky Top. You'll know it by the end of the first quarter of the Orange and White game.
12. Please bring discipline back to our squad.
13. Give Josh Briscoe something to giggle about on the sidelines (please)
14. When you stand on that sideline for the first time, remember the greats that have stood there. General Robert Neyland, Bowden Wyatt, Johnny Majors, and Phillip Fulmer. If some guy named Bill Battle comes up to you, run for your life.
15. Please use the Tight End as a weapon in our offense. Please
Welcome to Tennessee Mr. Kiffin.
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