The Stuff They Try to Sell Us

Here's a new column for werenothere.com.  It's Called "The Stuff They Try to Sell Us".  I'll invite each of you to add a Caption in the Comments.

A Razor Specifically for Gamers.  Hmm.  Why market to gamers?  Here's a Few Captions from Ashley and myself

"Just in case you do actually meet a woman, make sure your face is shaved clean with the Gamer Razor from Gilette"

"Make your face as smooth as your ass as you sit on the couch all day long"

"Use the Gamer Razor becaue Stubble is very unattractive on Webcams"

"Use the Gamer Razor because the man you think is your girlfriend in WOW uses one too"

"The Gamer Razor is the official Razor of "insert game name here"

Feel free to add your own in the comments below.  This has to be one of the silliest ideas ever.