Please Mr. Hamilton, we want Chucky. Give us Chucky

Ok so this hasn't been the best year for you Hammy.  Football violations, football arrests, and basketball arrests, and now Lane Kiffin has bolted for USC.  Here's your chance to make things good.  Hire Chucky. 

Jon Gruden would be the best hire for the Vols Right now.  His wife is from Knox Vegas and graduated from Tennessee and I'm sure she'd love to come home.  He'd bring style and panache back to the hill with his work ethic and take no BS attitude.  No major college coach is going to come here with 3 weeks till signing day.  Gruden would make the biggest splash possible and we missed out on him two years ago.  So please Mr. Hamilton, make things right.  Bring Chucky here.